I am crazy
I have problems
I smell really funny
I look like a goblin
My art work is horrid
Like my few strands of hair
When I walk by
All the children run in fear
I have no talent
I have no money
My ears and teeth
Are like a bunny's
No one cares for me
And they never will
I have less friends
Than a window sill
As you can see
I cannot write well
I'm not very brilliant
I have few brain cells
The world would be
A better place
If I was flung
Into outer space
The End
P.S. Sympathy cards welcome. I need all the sympathy I can get.
Sincerely,
John Henry Jefferson Kimbley
2 comments:
John,
-insert sympathy message-
With Love,
Caitlyn
Kelen,
-insert forced gratuitous reply-
Sincerely,
John
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