well folks, it appears that my daily diet of soda has changed. no longer do i drink soda or even crave it so much as i once did. I now am drinking 100% all natural Green tea with Ginseng and Honey. But have you ever done something for so long and it becomes a habit as well as an addiction? Meh, i was addicted to the fizz from soda. not so much the sugar as the carbonation. and for the longest time that was all i drank. It was bad for my health and definitely bad for my kidneys. i could have ended in a real bad spot. while i do occasionally drink soda now and then i does not hold that same sway anymore. just thought i would let y'all know.
According to recent survey, the cause of the ever increasing number of effeminate men is due to the fact testosterone is our planets most rapidly depleting natural resource.
Friday, January 30, 2009
Monday, January 12, 2009
School is now in session... again...
well, i started school today... at 6 am. yes, I woke up at 530 am this morning! I console myself by saying that it is noon o'clock somewhere. Why is it so hard to wake up so early. you can go to bed early and still if its before 9 you are like... "WHY ME??" did i mention it's a math class?
that aside, its painting class in an hour and then a couple hours till photography class. those should be fun. its linguistics and argumentation tomorrow. argumentation sounds fun too! heh, now i need to take persuasive speaking... (world take over and domination is coming to fruition! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA*cough*aaaaahahahha...heheh... oh man i need to practice my evil laugh.)
well, thats the agenda. i really hate this but i am going to miss prayer tonight and tomorrow. it sucks but i planned my schedule last year and all. I did talk to my youth pastor and he in turn spoke with the pastor and they both said it should be fine. i need to post some pictures from my art on here... will do so in my next post.
until then
sincerely
Johann Heinrich Jeffansen Kimboll, esq.
that aside, its painting class in an hour and then a couple hours till photography class. those should be fun. its linguistics and argumentation tomorrow. argumentation sounds fun too! heh, now i need to take persuasive speaking... (world take over and domination is coming to fruition! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA*cough*aaaaahahahha...heheh... oh man i need to practice my evil laugh.)
well, thats the agenda. i really hate this but i am going to miss prayer tonight and tomorrow. it sucks but i planned my schedule last year and all. I did talk to my youth pastor and he in turn spoke with the pastor and they both said it should be fine. i need to post some pictures from my art on here... will do so in my next post.
until then
sincerely
Johann Heinrich Jeffansen Kimboll, esq.
Friday, December 12, 2008
plans for twenty oh-nine
well, i have a few plans for 2009. it looks to be a very, very busy year.
January I get to see an old friend... Which I havn't seen for 6 years. So you can say its been a while. Also I start my spring semester at city college. I will be taking Math 103 (algebra 2), Biology 3, Linguistics 11, painting (oil/acrylics), and speech 25(argumentation). looks to be a busy semester with 18 units. though I may change things around. my teus/thurs are shot.
February is pretty slim on things to do, mainly getting settled into the college groove and all. Youth Retreat will be going on that month and I deff plan on going.
March I am planning on going to Ireland! The old friend that I mentioned has decided to take over my life and signed me up for a trip. hope I get my passport in time. heh.
April... meh, boring!
May though, now the 2nd is my birthday. I turn 21 and now I legally not drink, or something. wow though, twenty-one. I remember as a kid thinking about being that old and it seemed so far away. its almost here!
June: out of school woo woo! did I mention that math class is going to be at 6 am... SLEEPING IN!!!!!
July is Youth Camp, both weeks. Apparently I am the best pots/pans guy they've ever had. How bad were those guys exactly??? but I am searching for a mega-SuperSoaker. If anyone has any idea on where to find one it would be appreciated. I havn't seen the good ones since I was a kid.
Also this summer there is supposedly going to be a couple months teaching english in Peru. I would love to do this but I don't know where I will find the time. I don't want to sacrifice going to camp, but this is more of a one time deal. we will see.
come fall I will attempt to return to school, and possibly transfer to State. *salivates at the idea*
I really cannot wait to go! Gonna get my teaching credential and in two years start making some money. or at least start working. I just have to make sure my impatience does not get the best of me. The more patient I am I may be able to get my masters at the same time I get my credential. Which means more moolah! (yes, I said moolah!)
I would like to spend 2009 single, as I have spent 2008. This year I've questioned a lot of things and learned a lot about myself. plus if I get a girlfriend I have to spend money on her, keeping me from spending it on important things like Nerf guns and SuperSoakers!
Speaking of Nerf guns, I just bought two. In addition to the one I already have. lol! The yellow pistol I already had. bought that a little while ago.
January I get to see an old friend... Which I havn't seen for 6 years. So you can say its been a while. Also I start my spring semester at city college. I will be taking Math 103 (algebra 2), Biology 3, Linguistics 11, painting (oil/acrylics), and speech 25(argumentation). looks to be a busy semester with 18 units. though I may change things around. my teus/thurs are shot.
February is pretty slim on things to do, mainly getting settled into the college groove and all. Youth Retreat will be going on that month and I deff plan on going.
March I am planning on going to Ireland! The old friend that I mentioned has decided to take over my life and signed me up for a trip. hope I get my passport in time. heh.
April... meh, boring!
May though, now the 2nd is my birthday. I turn 21 and now I legally not drink, or something. wow though, twenty-one. I remember as a kid thinking about being that old and it seemed so far away. its almost here!
June: out of school woo woo! did I mention that math class is going to be at 6 am... SLEEPING IN!!!!!
July is Youth Camp, both weeks. Apparently I am the best pots/pans guy they've ever had. How bad were those guys exactly??? but I am searching for a mega-SuperSoaker. If anyone has any idea on where to find one it would be appreciated. I havn't seen the good ones since I was a kid.
Also this summer there is supposedly going to be a couple months teaching english in Peru. I would love to do this but I don't know where I will find the time. I don't want to sacrifice going to camp, but this is more of a one time deal. we will see.
come fall I will attempt to return to school, and possibly transfer to State. *salivates at the idea*
I really cannot wait to go! Gonna get my teaching credential and in two years start making some money. or at least start working. I just have to make sure my impatience does not get the best of me. The more patient I am I may be able to get my masters at the same time I get my credential. Which means more moolah! (yes, I said moolah!)I would like to spend 2009 single, as I have spent 2008. This year I've questioned a lot of things and learned a lot about myself. plus if I get a girlfriend I have to spend money on her, keeping me from spending it on important things like Nerf guns and SuperSoakers!
Speaking of Nerf guns, I just bought two. In addition to the one I already have. lol! The yellow pistol I already had. bought that a little while ago.
Monday, December 1, 2008
PostThanksgiving Blog
well, I had an awesome thanksgiving weekend. Went to my grandmothers on Thursday where I pigged out and had soooo much food. woooooah man was it good too. Friday I did a rare thing and actually slept until noon. usually I wake up before then whether I want to or not but this time I did. After I got up I went and played Hockey for two, maybe three, hours. Which was awesomeness. total awesomeness. after that I went home and enjoyed my evening. The next morning, which was saturday, I went to my Aunt and Uncle's house. And saw my favoritest cousin EVER! She is da bomb. Say anything bad to me and she'll kick you're behind to china.
In other news, I'm attempting to expand my artistic skills to comic book making. well, comic making. I and a friend are discussing the creation of a Webcomic. I'll attempt to post updates about it and let people know if it ever comes to fruition... funny word... fruition. lol.
In other news, I'm attempting to expand my artistic skills to comic book making. well, comic making. I and a friend are discussing the creation of a Webcomic. I'll attempt to post updates about it and let people know if it ever comes to fruition... funny word... fruition. lol.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
ACTION NEWS REPORT
Hello every and welcome back to ACTION NEWS REPORT! Where we bring you all the news that we think people should be forced to know!
It would appear that the invasion by aliens has been postponed for another thousand or so years. Apparently they are waiting for us to develop mass use of robots in daily life and are not a suitable "futuristic" world for them to conquer.
Today is an important day for science! The world's only Snorgalar has finally been captured. Scientists are currently at a bidding war for the right to examine it. At the lead is the famed Doctor Kevorkian with 3 trillion dollars.
In Hollywood, it is now illegal for reporters to record any celebrity that is on a drunken binge and has a blood alcohol count over the legal limit. When asked why in a press conference, the reply was "These scandalous people are responsible for ruining the images of our children's precious role models. I cannot believe it has actually come to this but it is necessary." It was not clarified on how exactly the reporters were responsible for the drunken rampages that have been recorded.
In fashion, the world's smartest man has apparently gotten the answer wrong. When his wife asked him if her dress made her look fat he answered her honestly. The police are currently looking for his body.
In politics, it would appear that mickey mouse would be a better choice!
In other news, life has not yet ended as we know it. We are currently waiting for the Large Haleron Collider to create wormholes in the center of the earth.
This ACTION NEWS REPORT was brought to you by our friends at the Phantasmoidal News Network.
It would appear that the invasion by aliens has been postponed for another thousand or so years. Apparently they are waiting for us to develop mass use of robots in daily life and are not a suitable "futuristic" world for them to conquer.
Today is an important day for science! The world's only Snorgalar has finally been captured. Scientists are currently at a bidding war for the right to examine it. At the lead is the famed Doctor Kevorkian with 3 trillion dollars.
In Hollywood, it is now illegal for reporters to record any celebrity that is on a drunken binge and has a blood alcohol count over the legal limit. When asked why in a press conference, the reply was "These scandalous people are responsible for ruining the images of our children's precious role models. I cannot believe it has actually come to this but it is necessary." It was not clarified on how exactly the reporters were responsible for the drunken rampages that have been recorded.
In fashion, the world's smartest man has apparently gotten the answer wrong. When his wife asked him if her dress made her look fat he answered her honestly. The police are currently looking for his body.
In politics, it would appear that mickey mouse would be a better choice!
In other news, life has not yet ended as we know it. We are currently waiting for the Large Haleron Collider to create wormholes in the center of the earth.
This ACTION NEWS REPORT was brought to you by our friends at the Phantasmoidal News Network.
who I am
Who am I?
And what am I?
There are so many answers
In my mind Sigh
my first name is john
my last name is kimbley
which is all ado and fine
but that does not describe me
My mind is a constant jumble
thinking things impossible
my conversation a fumble
my words are quite nonsensical
If I at any time make sense
consider it a fluke
and if you find me quite a mess
please forgive and dont rebuke
I may not fit your status quo
I may not seem to fit
but i do not care for all that you know
what you see, my dear, is what you get
So if you would be a friend
and hang out for a while
then leave a random comment please
and make me crack a smile
And what am I?
There are so many answers
In my mind Sigh
my first name is john
my last name is kimbley
which is all ado and fine
but that does not describe me
My mind is a constant jumble
thinking things impossible
my conversation a fumble
my words are quite nonsensical
If I at any time make sense
consider it a fluke
and if you find me quite a mess
please forgive and dont rebuke
I may not fit your status quo
I may not seem to fit
but i do not care for all that you know
what you see, my dear, is what you get
So if you would be a friend
and hang out for a while
then leave a random comment please
and make me crack a smile
Friday, October 10, 2008
My God
A few questions I have asked at my low times.
Why am I Your child?
What purpose do you have for me?
A life impure by sin defiled,
Is there something that I can achieve?
Ive failed and failed and yet failed again
Ive begged for forgiveness
will you forgive me again?
Dear God, will You help me?
would you touch me one more time?
Though other souls are more deserving,
would you have mercy on mine?
Why am I Your child?
What purpose do you have for me?
A life impure by sin defiled,
Is there something that I can achieve?
Ive failed and failed and yet failed again
Ive begged for forgiveness
will you forgive me again?
Dear God, will You help me?
would you touch me one more time?
Though other souls are more deserving,
would you have mercy on mine?
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